Oh Sharon!

[virgovictoria]

Hope this quacks you up!

A duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender for a beer, the bartended says "no way, you're a duck, get out of here"

The next day the duck comes back, and asks the bartender for a beer, the bartender replies "listen, your a duck, no beer for you, get the hell out"

Third day duck comes back in again and asks for a beer, the bartender says "listen, i wont give you a beer, if you come back here again i'm going to nail your beak to the table you got it?"

Fourth day duck comes back in again, and asks the bartender "got any nails?", bartender replies "no", duck goes "can i have a beer?"

 

[Sharon]

 

[StrwberryKisses]

 

[bzbear2000]

cute

 

[Larry Gude]

that's just dumb...

...here's another;

4 ducks are appearing before the judge on disorderly charges.

Judge says to the first duck, "Come here son. What's your name and what did you do?"

"My name is Duck, sir, and I got arrested for blowing bubbles down by the lake."

"Hmm" says the judge. "Next! Who are you and what did you do!?"

"My name is Duck Duck, your honor, and I got arrested for blowing bubbles down by the lake."

"I see" says the judge and he thunders "Next!"

"My name is Duck Duck Duck, sir, and I was arrested for blowing bubbles down by the lake, sir."

"Hmmmm..." says the judge. "And how about you? I suppose your name is Duck Duck Duck Duck and you were blowing bubbles, eh?"

"No, your honor. My name is Bubbles and..."

 

[Sharon]

Keep 'em coming.