Ok which one of you is this?

[PeoplesElbow]

http://www.fox5dc.com/news/local-ne...-parking-lot-under-investigation-deputies-say

A man reportedly sexually abused a guinea pig in a shopping center parking lot in Frederick on Sunday afternoon, according to authorities.

The Frederick County Sheriff’s Department told FOX 5 that the person was seen by others in a Target parking lot.

 

[Gilligan]

They are assuming it was not consensual. How do they know it wasn’t?

We need Sappy to weigh in..this is his area of expertise.

 

[WingsOfGold]

Best guess.................

 

[Hijinx]

Was there an Obama bumper sticker on the car?

 

[BOP]

http://www.fox5dc.com/news/local-ne...-parking-lot-under-investigation-deputies-say

How big was that guinea pig? Was she a Walmart-dwelling welfare queen? Conversely, how small...wait, you know what? I don't want to know.