Okay, the story is sad but the headline made me laugh...

jazz lady

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Prosthetic legs returned; police stumped :jet:

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Two prosthetic legs stolen from a 16-year-old California girl have mysteriously turned up in her mother's van, the second time in three months that an artificial limb belonging to the teen has been taken and then returned, police said on Friday.

Los Angeles County Sheriff's Sgt. David Austin said investigators dusted the slightly damaged limbs for fingerprints and had interviewed a "laundry list" of people but were baffled by the thefts.

"We're treating this as a crime," Austin said. "We have a residential burglary to deal with. This is grand theft and burglary and if we find out who's responsible we'll take appropriate action."

What a weird story. :ohwell:
 

Toxick

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jazz lady said:


Cute headline.

She's a 16 year old girl? There's the problem right there.
She's around 16 year old boys.



If they're not taking them just to be butt-heads, they're probably doing all sorts of gooey unspeakable things... She should run her legs under a black-light to see what sort of bodily fluids are decorating them.

Probably can get some DNA off them too, to see who's doing it.
 
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