Old Age by Dr. Seuss

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Erin

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I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad - can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my a*s
 
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Erin

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Thanks

But you shouldn't make me laugh out loud when people are passing my office. Humor/personality is frowned upon at the work place.:razz2:
 
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