Once upon a time there was an engineer. Choo Choo Charlie was his name we hear. He had an engine and he sure had fun. He used Good & Plenty candy to make his train run. Charlie says, "Love my Good & Plenty," Charlie says, "Really rings a bell." Charlie says, "Love my Good & Plenty. Don't know any other candy that I love so well."
Whatever it is I think I see, becomes a Tootsie Roll to me
Whatever you want, think Belmont; Whatever you want, think Belmont.
Chock-full-o-Nuts is that heavenly coffee
Ham Steaks by Mash -- to the tune of the Monster Mash
and no one has mentioned Oscar Mayer Bologna yet...
My bologna has a first name, it's O S C A R
My bologna has a second name, it's M A Y E R
Oh.....I love to eat it every day
and if you ask me why, I'll say
'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B O L O G N A