Old Flame
I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I
was still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic
times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be
interested in meeting up and rekindling
a little of that
"old magic".
Wow!" I was flabbergasted.
"I don't know if I could keep pace with you
now", I said, "I'm a bit older
and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me.
Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."
She just giggled and said she was sure I would
"rise to the challenge".
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you
don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider
these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle
tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed
and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure
I would still be a great lover.
Anyway, she giggled and said,
"I've put on a few pounds myself!"
So I told her to **** off
I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I
was still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic
times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be
interested in meeting up and rekindling
a little of that
"old magic".
Wow!" I was flabbergasted.
"I don't know if I could keep pace with you
now", I said, "I'm a bit older
and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me.
Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."
She just giggled and said she was sure I would
"rise to the challenge".
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you
don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider
these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle
tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed
and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure
I would still be a great lover.
Anyway, she giggled and said,
"I've put on a few pounds myself!"
So I told her to **** off
