GopherM
Darwin was right
An old man went to the mall the other day to do some walking.
He decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court. He noticed teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had tall spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him.
Every time the teenager looked in the old man's direction, he noticed him staring.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked the old man,
"What's the matter old man, haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?"
The old man might be getting on in years but he has not lost his sense of humor. In classic style and without even batting an eye, he responded,
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
He decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court. He noticed teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had tall spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him.
Every time the teenager looked in the old man's direction, he noticed him staring.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked the old man,
"What's the matter old man, haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?"
The old man might be getting on in years but he has not lost his sense of humor. In classic style and without even batting an eye, he responded,
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
