Toxick
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In the Nursing Home old Ernie and Myrtle were finally hooking up after years of innocent flirting.
So they're laying in Ernie's bed kissing. Really going at it... tongues and dentures everywhere. Ernie slides his hand inside Myrtle's robe and rounds second-base.
As they get closer and their light petting becomes heavy petting, all the clothes hit the floor and they again embrase and resume their caresses and passionate kissing.
Ernie's little blue pill kicks in, and now he's readier than he's been in YEARS.
When suddenly, Myrtle puts on the brakes.
"What's wrong?" Ernie asks.
Myrtle replies, "You should know that I have acute angina, so we need to take it easy."
Ernie says, "What?"
"I have acute angina", Myrtle repeats.
"Well, it's a good thing," Ernie says, "Because your tits are hideous".
So they're laying in Ernie's bed kissing. Really going at it... tongues and dentures everywhere. Ernie slides his hand inside Myrtle's robe and rounds second-base.
As they get closer and their light petting becomes heavy petting, all the clothes hit the floor and they again embrase and resume their caresses and passionate kissing.
Ernie's little blue pill kicks in, and now he's readier than he's been in YEARS.
When suddenly, Myrtle puts on the brakes.
"What's wrong?" Ernie asks.
Myrtle replies, "You should know that I have acute angina, so we need to take it easy."
Ernie says, "What?"
"I have acute angina", Myrtle repeats.
"Well, it's a good thing," Ernie says, "Because your tits are hideous".
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