danceintherain
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Riding Club for the over 21 equestrian and all disciplines. Meetings are held every 3rd Friday at 7pm. The next one is 18 May. PM me for POCs.
Old Peoples Riding Club
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appendixqh
Silence!!! I Kill You!!!
danceintherain said:
Is drinking involved?
If so....I'm THere!!! 
appendixqh
Silence!!! I Kill You!!!
mingiz said:drunk riding is fun.....We use to ride on early sunday mornings. We would cut throught the woods and stop at the Rail and get a 6 pk to go...
I hear ya...but this one time...we did a beer run and I was bareback and buzzin pretty good...ran to jump on the horse...and guess I was too buzzed to get a good jump...smacked right into his side.
SouthernMdRocks
R.I.P. Bobo, We miss you!
appendixqh said:I hear ya...but this one time...we did a beer run and I was bareback and buzzin pretty good...ran to jump on the horse...and guess I was too buzzed to get a good jump...smacked right into his side.
ouch.....it hurts worse the next day.
fredsaid2
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Thought they might have a web site, Old People's Riding Club. Sounds like a fun organization. They have one club named "Crops and Canes" and another " Staying Alive". A bit of healthy humor!
Here's some relevant advice for us from their site:
14 WAYS TO SNEAK ANOTHER HORSE HOME
14. Move the fish to the cellar, the goats to the kitchen, the uncle
to the sofa and the dogs to the barn. Rotate weekly. Add a horse
to the mix on the fifth week. Stop the rotation when the horse gets
to the bar. Confused but grateful spouse won't question further.
13. Tell your spouse that "Ed" is here to repair the cable.
12. "This? This isn't a horse. This is a Common Black-Throated
Northern Debt-Precursor."
11. Organize a clandestine Equine Underground Pipeline. Connect to
breeders and trainers across several states.
10. Throw a hundred-dollar bill behind the couch. Yell, "Fetch!"
While the family members are fighting it out, you can sneak anything
(up to and including a troop of Marines) up the drive, past the
house and into the paddock.
9. Blame El Nino: The new horse washed in at high tide.
8. Wait for Halloween. Dress the new horse in a bad horse costume
and march him right into the barn.
7. Swear it's your best friend's new horse, come to live here only
until she breaks the news to her husband. Meanwhile, Sue can be
pulling the same trick in your name at her house.
6. Start housing the kids out in the barn to explain your long
absences from the house and your frequent comings and goings.
5. Have UPS deliver the new horse in several separate boxes over a
period of several days.
4. Big collar. Dog tags. Poodle trim. Insist on calling the new
mare AKC Fantasyland's FiFi Splendiphoria.
3. Sneak horse in at midnight. Return to house wearing only a
trench coat and negligee. Confess untruthfully to a lesser
offense: having a torrid affair with the hay man.
2. Don't buy another horse. Join the German Exchange Program; you
feed, house and culturally broaden the horizons of young German-born
Hanoverian for two years. (You have to mail the neighbor's elderly
pony Stuey off to Hannover for the 'exchange' part)
And the best way to sneak another horse into the home is:
1. "This horse isn't ours, dear. He says he's on a scavenger hunt
and has to find two suckers with a checkbook."
" Life is like Shoveling manure, just when you think you're getting ahead... there's another pile"
Here's some relevant advice for us from their site:
14 WAYS TO SNEAK ANOTHER HORSE HOME
14. Move the fish to the cellar, the goats to the kitchen, the uncle
to the sofa and the dogs to the barn. Rotate weekly. Add a horse
to the mix on the fifth week. Stop the rotation when the horse gets
to the bar. Confused but grateful spouse won't question further.
13. Tell your spouse that "Ed" is here to repair the cable.
12. "This? This isn't a horse. This is a Common Black-Throated
Northern Debt-Precursor."
11. Organize a clandestine Equine Underground Pipeline. Connect to
breeders and trainers across several states.
10. Throw a hundred-dollar bill behind the couch. Yell, "Fetch!"
While the family members are fighting it out, you can sneak anything
(up to and including a troop of Marines) up the drive, past the
house and into the paddock.
9. Blame El Nino: The new horse washed in at high tide.
8. Wait for Halloween. Dress the new horse in a bad horse costume
and march him right into the barn.
7. Swear it's your best friend's new horse, come to live here only
until she breaks the news to her husband. Meanwhile, Sue can be
pulling the same trick in your name at her house.
6. Start housing the kids out in the barn to explain your long
absences from the house and your frequent comings and goings.
5. Have UPS deliver the new horse in several separate boxes over a
period of several days.
4. Big collar. Dog tags. Poodle trim. Insist on calling the new
mare AKC Fantasyland's FiFi Splendiphoria.
3. Sneak horse in at midnight. Return to house wearing only a
trench coat and negligee. Confess untruthfully to a lesser
offense: having a torrid affair with the hay man.
2. Don't buy another horse. Join the German Exchange Program; you
feed, house and culturally broaden the horizons of young German-born
Hanoverian for two years. (You have to mail the neighbor's elderly
pony Stuey off to Hannover for the 'exchange' part)
And the best way to sneak another horse into the home is:
1. "This horse isn't ours, dear. He says he's on a scavenger hunt
and has to find two suckers with a checkbook."
" Life is like Shoveling manure, just when you think you're getting ahead... there's another pile"
danceintherain
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For more information on meeting locations and directions please contact:
President – Robin Goebel (410) 326-4691
Vice President – Kelly Smith (301) 373-8043
Secretary – Judy Willey (301) 373-5779
Treasurer – Susie Saul (301) 782-3591
“New Members Wanted”
Come check out one of out low key Mounted or Unmounted meetings!
Unmounted meeting are held every 3rd Friday starting at 7:00pm
Next scheduled meeting May 18, 2007 located in Brandywine, MD
Freedom Chapter located in Southern Maryland
(St. Mary’s, Charles, Calvert, and Prince George’s Counties)
President – Robin Goebel (410) 326-4691
Vice President – Kelly Smith (301) 373-8043
Secretary – Judy Willey (301) 373-5779
Treasurer – Susie Saul (301) 782-3591
“New Members Wanted”
Come check out one of out low key Mounted or Unmounted meetings!
Unmounted meeting are held every 3rd Friday starting at 7:00pm
Next scheduled meeting May 18, 2007 located in Brandywine, MD
Freedom Chapter located in Southern Maryland
(St. Mary’s, Charles, Calvert, and Prince George’s Counties)
yea had the munchies bad after that.... cause we weren't offered any food...
persimmoncf
Persimmon Creek Farm
Certification & Ins... 05-10-2007 07:06 AM go read the Old People's riding club thread. Now that is a bunch of juvenile behavior! shut up
now these gals have fun together...unlike the other hijacked threads where jealousy runs amuck.
now these gals have fun together...unlike the other hijacked threads where jealousy runs amuck.
persimmoncf
Persimmon Creek Farm
mingiz said:
Hey we may act juvenile but we have fun...Some people have nothing better to do than biatch about things....
Hey persimmon when we coming to your house to have a juvenile ride....
Hey why dont we have a forum ride? I know that the other forumites have meet for lunch and stuff.
OK who would come?...This sounds like fun
persimmoncf
Persimmon Creek Farm
2baymares said:
