Old Time Sayings

[Bronwyn]

Ok you are making me think of my grandmas boyfriend...


Better burp and taste it than fart and waste it

Better out than in

 

[toppick08]

Ok you are making me think of my grandmas boyfriend...


Better burp and taste it than fart and waste it

Better out than in

 

[toppick08]

RIP Junior Samples

Call BR-549.......

 

[Bronwyn]

X marks the spot

 

[river rat]

Multiplying like rabbits

 

[river rat]

Even a chicken knows to come in outta the rain

 

[river rat]

If it looks like a duck
and quacks like a duck

Then it's a duck

 

[river rat]

Oh yea here is an oldie...
When telling a secret....

between me, you, and the fence post.

 

[river rat]

Hotter than a $2 pistol

Hotter than the gates of hell

 

[river rat]

He's slower than my grandma and she's 98 and bow-legged

 

[river rat]

Pot call'in the kettle black

When you point a finger (in blame), there's three pointing back at ya.

 

[river rat]

My Dad's all time favorite...............





















Only her hairdresser knows for sure!

 

[toppick08]

Oh yea here is an oldie...
When telling a secret....

between me, you, and the fence post.

 

[toppick08]

A bird in the hand is beter than two in the bush.

 

[mamissa3]

my grandmother tells me that if i foreget something it must have been a lie. Sorry if repeat i didnt read all 26 pages lol

 

[mamissa3]

Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

 

[toppick08]

I'll be there, directly.

 

[toppick08]

I've been up since early thirty.

Gonna work from can to cain't.

 

[GWguy]

"I see" said the blind man....

I see, said the blind man to the deaf man who was leaning on the lame man who picked his hammer and saw....

 

[toppick08]

I see, said the blind man to the deaf man who was leaning on the lame man who picked his hammer and saw....