Old Time Sayings

[Monello]

I'll give you something to cry about!!!

 

[Vince]

6 bricks short of a load.
Blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes.

 

[Monello]

A day late and a dollar short

 

[luvmygdaughters]

Cold as a witches tit!!

 

[Restless]

My mom would often say "Jumpin' Moses" instead of wow or oh my gosh.

When I was little she would ask "where was Moses when the lights went out?" Answer - in the dark.

She would sometimes tell me, when I was being a bugger, to go play tag on the turnpike.

She and my grandmother were ornery at times and would change the words to hymns to something silly or irreverent.
The good old days for sure!

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

I'll give you something to cry about!!!

Then yell at you to shut up.....

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

A 7-year-old tred......wonder if there are any redundancies.

 

[Monello]

When the cat's away, the mice will play.

 

[b23hqb]

Your mother and I brought you into this world, and we can sure take you out of it.

The only reason your mom and I allowed you kids many times to live is because of the grand kids we now enjoy.

 

[b23hqb]

My mom would often say "Jumpin' Moses" instead of wow or oh my gosh.

When I was little she would ask "where was Moses when the lights went out?" Answer - in the dark.

She would sometimes tell me, when I was being a bugger, to go play tag on the turnpike.

She and my grandmother were ornery at times and would change the words to hymns to something silly or irreverent.
The good old days for sure!

What did the Egyptians do when it got dark? They turned on the Israelites!

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

My Mom would say to my Brother, 'I hope one day you have kids that act just like you are acting now.' He has two boys that are his. Neither one was the way he was.....well not exactly like he was.

 

[Bann]

My Nana used to say "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!" when she would get mad.

 

[Restless]

What did the Egyptians do when it got dark? They turned on the Israelites!

Good one!

 

[RPMDAD]

Don't cut off your nose to spite your face

 

[Blister]

Pull my finger.

 

[Monello]

Haste makes waste.

 

[Homesick]

Me ---> glass slips out of hand, shatters on floor

Step grandfather aka volcano----> when you get older I'm coming to your house and break your glasses....

 

[BigBlue]

"The older I get the smarter my parents get ."

 

[PsyOps]

"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage." - Mark Russell

 

[Forkian]

I am looking for my INK PEN, NEWSPAPER and PAGER. Then I will go DEVELOP my FILM.