Old Time Sayings

[sux2b44]

Everyones favorite - Save the drama for yo momma!!!

 

[Nanny Pam]

she has a kink in her slinky.

 

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she has a kink in her slinky.

 

[clevalley]

A closed mouth gathers no feet

 

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His/her mom breathed when she should have pushed.

 

[flomaster]

Couple sandwiches short of a picnic

Thats gonna go over like a turd in the punch bowl

 

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Dont get sand in your va jay jay.

Dont get your azz up on your sholders.

 

[clevalley]

she has a kink in her slinky.

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Kinda like ' Hook for the Nook ' (think I heard this from Rackem')

 

[RoseRed]

Couple sandwiches short of a picnic

Thats gonna go over like a turd in the punch bowl

Or...

...go over like a lead balloon.

 

[Rael]

not the sharpest...

... pencil in the pack
... tool in the shed

we seem to have some of the same words with different applications

sharp as a bowling ball

 

[clevalley]

gotta die of something

 

[smilin]

(He's so dumb...) He heard trains when God said brains

 

[GWguy]

Don't get your shorts in a twist.

 

[gumby]

Dumber than a bucket of azzholes.


I'm gonna rip your head off and shiat down your neck.


His sidewalk doesn't go all the way to the street.


Tired as a one legged man in an azz kickin' contest.


So ugly yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

 

[Rael]

has the fulll six-pack, but lacking the plastic thingy that holds it all together

 

[clevalley]

we seem to have some of the same words with different applications

sharp as a bowling ball

Lot's of permutations on this one!!! That is one of my favorites and I forgot it!!!

I also say -

he/she has the personality of a bowling ball

 

[Nanny Pam]

A closed mouth gathers no feet

 

[RoseRed]

For a thunder storm...

God is rearranging the furniture.

or...

The Angel's are bowling.

 

[GWguy]

So ugly yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

So ugly that when you was born the doctor slapped yo mama

 

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