ole and sven

[Mike]

Ole and Sven were fishing on the Michigan opener when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light."Ya, shure… I
tink I haff a lighter," he replied, and then reaching into his tackle box,
he pulled out a Bic lighter, 10 inches long.

"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic® Lighter in his
hands. "Vere dit yew git dat monster??"

"Vell…" replied Ole, "I got it from my Genie.""You haff a Genie?" Sven
asked."Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box," says Ole."Could I see
him?"Ole opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie.

Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your
master. Vill you grant me vun vish?""Yes, I will," says the Genie.So Sven
asks the Genie for a million bucks.

The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there
waiting for his million bucks.Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with
the sound of a million ducks… flying directly overhead.

Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Ole, "Yumpin' Yimminy! I
asked for a million BUCKS, not a million ducks!"Ole answers, "Ya… I forgot
to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked
for a 10-inch Bic?"

 

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