OMG!!! OMG!!! OH NO...OH THE HUMANITY!!!

[GregV814]

BUTT CONDOM ALERT CANCELED.

 

[TPD]

Are you wearing your parachute as well? Fresh batteries in your TI transistor radio?

 

[RoseRed]

Can't but condoms...

 

[limblips]

https://www.npr.org/2024/05/23/1251003581/2024-atlantic-hurricane-season-noaa-forecast

OMG!!!!! Prepare to die! Every year these people "predict" the worst ever then when it fails to materialize they blame fewer cow farts and less sunspot activity. They use the same prediction tools as Al Gore and Fauci.

 

[SamSpade]

Can't but condoms...

You’re using them wrong.

 

[vraiblonde]

Can't but condoms...

Butt condoms

 

[vraiblonde]

You’re using them wrong.

Is he though?

 

[DaSDGuy]

Butt condoms

 

[Kyle]

Don't know what the original alert was, but am somehow glad I missed it.

 

[Sneakers]

Don't know what the original alert was, but am somehow glad I missed it.

Severe storm/tornado north of DC.

 

[Kyle]

Severe storm/tornado north of DC.

OK.

I'm guessing the Butt Condoms must have been part of some emegency "anchoring" technique.

 

[Sneakers]

OK.

I'm guessing the Butt Condoms must have been part of some emegency "anchoring" technique.

Yeah.... not sure where his mind goes to find these things...