On average, how long does it take you...

[Larry Gude]

...to lose your pen at your desk? You know, the one that was JUST in your hand?

 

[muttdog]

You put mouth/behind ear. I think wrong pocket falls into that catagory, so there is my vote.

 

[glhs837]

Just found the nice company pen I lost months ago yesterday. In the pocket of the bike jacket

 

[RareBreed]

In my office, if you don't lock up EVERYTHING if you leave your desk, it will be gone by the time you get back (even if you're gone for only minutes). If it ain't nailed down to my desk, it's locked away in my drawers.

 

[frequentflier]

In my office, if you don't lock up EVERYTHING if you leave your desk, it will be gone by the time you get back (even if you're gone for only minutes). If it ain't nailed down to my desk, it's locked away in my drawers.

Dayum! Don't you work in the (criminal justice system)

 

[RareBreed]

Dayum! Don't you work in the (criminal justice system)

Yep (but on the non-sworn side). It never ceases to amaze me how many former cops have ended up on the "other" side of the prison bars in the 15 years I've worked here. You'd think they'd know how NOT to get caught.

 

[Larry Gude]

Yep (but on the non-sworn side). It never ceases to amaze me how many former cops have ended up on the "other" side of the prison bars in the 15 years I've worked here. You'd think they'd know how NOT to get caught.

Ok, this is Hijack of the day right here.


I said 'lost pens' not 'state pen'.

 

[RareBreed]

Ok, this is Hijack of the day right here.


I said 'lost pens' not 'state pen'.

FF made me do it.

 

[KVF323]

i hate that! when i dont need a pen, i have 20 rolling around my desk in my way, and then when i actuall need one thy are no where to be found! i bet they are all laughing at me!

 

[frequentflier]

FF made me do it.

 

[rpexie]

The pens grow legs and haul ass when they hear me frantically looking for them. Then once I give up, they jump into the washing machine and everywhere else they dont need to be.

 

[hammishsqueak]

My co-workers borrow my pens and forget to return them. I then am forced to borrow their pens (some of which are mine) and forget to return them, too. They then need to borrow a pen from me (some of which are theirs), and the cycle continues. It's the circle of life....

 

[belvak]

...to lose your pen at your desk? You know, the one that was JUST in your hand?

What pen?

 

[Katt]

My co-workers borrow my pens and forget to return them. I then am forced to borrow their pens (some of which are mine) and forget to return them, too. They then need to borrow a pen from me (some of which are theirs), and the cycle continues. It's the circle of life....

 

[Larry Gude]

My co-workers borrow my pens and forget to return them. I then am forced to borrow their pens (some of which are mine) and forget to return them, too. They then need to borrow a pen from me (some of which are theirs), and the cycle continues. It's the circle of life....

And there you have a basic understanding of how the economy works as viewed by George W. Obama; just borrow!