"UPS and FedEx are doing just fine, right? It's the Post Office that's always having problems."
"We're the country that built the Intercontinental Railroad."
"The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries."
"No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something."
"What I was suggesting -- you're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith..."
"Let me introduce to you the next President -- the next Vice President of the United States of America, Joe Biden."
"Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel's. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under a McCain...administration. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under an Obama administration. So that policy is not going to change."
"How's it going, Sunshine?" --campaigning in Sunrise, Florida
"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today
"I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go."
"It's not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."
"The point I was making was not that Grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn't. But she is a typical white person,......