KC and the Sunshine Band!
That's the way, uh huh uh huh, I like it, uh huh uh huh!
That's the way, uh huh uh huh, I like it, uh huh uh huh!
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I had ramen for dinner. 
What's your cat doing? I could use a funny story.
What's your cat doing? I could use a funny story.
First of all, he's a bully. He's the "baby" but he outweighs his big sister by 7 pounds. She's all comfy lying next to me snoozing her furry little head off and he walks up and smacks her in the face once so she'll wake up. Then he torments her by sitting there, towering over her, with a hand raised up like he might smack her again at any time so she can't relax. He actually does the little move where he acts like he's gonna smack her and then balks. They stare at each other a while and exchange a few punches and she gets up and runs away. (This happens at least once a day, btw.) So then he has Mommy to himself and can start bugging the crap out of me, rubbing his face and head all over the laptop and knocking the plug out of the back every time which makes the screen go dim which makes me push him away which makes him wrap his entire 17-pound body around my arm and gnaw on my hand as I yelp in agony. Over and over and over and over and over again. And now that he's gotten everyone all riled up and irritated, he's all curled up on his blanket just snoozing away. I'd smack him in the head but he'd probaby like it.vraiblonde said:I had ramen for dinner.
What's your cat doing? I could use a funny story.
Our fat baby does the same thing. Instigator 
He's got our girl kitty so paranoid that she should probably see a shrink.
He's got our girl kitty so paranoid that she should probably see a shrink.
vraiblonde said:Our fat baby does the same thing. Instigator
Ruby gives me these looks like "Hey, thanks again for bringing him home! Now my perfect life sucks, but as long as the rest of you are happy...
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