rack'm
Jaded
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit Otter and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me."
"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," Otter replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender massage for several moments then asked, "How does that feel?"
Otter replied, "It feels wonderful, but my thumb still hurts like hell"
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me."
"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," Otter replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender massage for several moments then asked, "How does that feel?"
Otter replied, "It feels wonderful, but my thumb still hurts like hell"
