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lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts. Nick
the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that
the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them,
but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his
colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio
thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than
satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange
it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a
little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she
dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to
the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King
and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would
cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva
of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote
for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next
four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and
significant breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and
Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment
of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't
have cared less and, knowing that Horatio could never report this
matter to the King, and with a laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder
into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.
The moral of the story - Pay your bills
the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that
the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them,
but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his
colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio
thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than
satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange
it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a
little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she
dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to
the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King
and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would
cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva
of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote
for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next
four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and
significant breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and
Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment
of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't
have cared less and, knowing that Horatio could never report this
matter to the King, and with a laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder
into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.
The moral of the story - Pay your bills
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