One-liners

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it.

It's a small world, but not if you have to clean it.

I personally am inclined to approach housework the way governments treat dissent: ignore it until it revolts.

The main problem with old age is that you don't grow out of it.

Character is what you know you are, not what others think you are.

A rumor has it that rumors are just rumors.

If God Had Wanted Me to Touch My Toes, He Would Have Put Them on My Knees.
 
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