Tonio
Asperger's Poster Child
http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/05/Apr/oneline.html
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They hand the girls a bra and say "Fill this out."<o
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One of the winners of the 2004 Ig Nobel awards was a study that herrings apparently communicate by farting. Well. Talk about the possibilities for verbal diarrhea...<o
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I've heard that after the recount, Florida was really only hit by one hurricane this season.<o
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Andy Rooney - CBS News 11/07/04: “I know a lot of you believe that most people in the news business are liberal. Let me tell you I know a lot of them, and they were almost evenly divided this time. Half of them liked Sen. Kerry; the other half hated President Bush.”<o
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I just received a spam today:<o
Subject: New! Viagra soft tabs.<o
Isn't that a contradiction?<o
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A friend was telling me about his new cell phone, and how long the batteries lasted.<o
I said, "I hate it when my batteries have a better life than I do."<o
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A one-word description of America's foreign policy for the next four years: Condi-sending.<o
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I've noticed that the website for the Alzheimer's Association is www.alz.org. D'ya think they keep it that short so it's easy to remember?<o
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“Catholics pray for gravely ill pope” -- Headline, The West Australian, 2nd April 2005.<o
I guess it worked. They got one.
