One way to make the State of the Union speech interesting
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Larry Gude
Strung Out
Looking like...
...death by alcohol poisoning fer sure to me.
...death by alcohol poisoning fer sure to me.
Tonio
Asperger's Poster Child
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn?pagename=article&node=&contentId=A5409-2003Aug30
I entered, but none of mine were picked:
"'Gigli' is my pick for this year's Best Picture."
"We pray in Our Dark Lord Satan's name, amen."
"That stash of porn at Uday's was mine."
"I offer this quote from Howard Stern..."
"Man, 'Attack of the Clones' sucked the big one!"
"The source of my strength is my faith in Wicca."
"Arrgh! Bush angry! When Bush angry, Bush smash Gephardt!"
"Kobe--guilty or innocent?"
"I don't know how Regis put up with Kathy Lee for so long."
"Karl Rove and I are in love, and we're flying to Toronto tonight to get hitched."
(Variation) "Karl Rove and I can no longer hide our forbidden love from an uncaring and ununderstanding world."
"I'm taking a sabbatical to tour with Iron Maiden."
"Administering the death penalty always brought a smile to my face."
"I still can't believe Ruben beat out Clay."
"My proposed Constitutional amendment would grant the President the power of jus primae noctis."
"Sometimes during Cabinet meetings, I think about having a threesome with Laura and Condi."
"If I babble too much, it's because I'm wired from drinking a whole case of Mountain Dew."
"And now, here to sing the national anthem, Rob Halford of Judas Priest."
"Even though he's a Republican and everything, Arnold is just making an ass of himself running for governor." (Obviously, my electoral prognostication skills need honing.)
I entered, but none of mine were picked:
"'Gigli' is my pick for this year's Best Picture."
"We pray in Our Dark Lord Satan's name, amen."
"That stash of porn at Uday's was mine."
"I offer this quote from Howard Stern..."
"Man, 'Attack of the Clones' sucked the big one!"
"The source of my strength is my faith in Wicca."
"Arrgh! Bush angry! When Bush angry, Bush smash Gephardt!"
"Kobe--guilty or innocent?"
"I don't know how Regis put up with Kathy Lee for so long."
"Karl Rove and I are in love, and we're flying to Toronto tonight to get hitched."
(Variation) "Karl Rove and I can no longer hide our forbidden love from an uncaring and ununderstanding world."
"I'm taking a sabbatical to tour with Iron Maiden."
"Administering the death penalty always brought a smile to my face."
"I still can't believe Ruben beat out Clay."
"My proposed Constitutional amendment would grant the President the power of jus primae noctis."
"Sometimes during Cabinet meetings, I think about having a threesome with Laura and Condi."
"If I babble too much, it's because I'm wired from drinking a whole case of Mountain Dew."
"And now, here to sing the national anthem, Rob Halford of Judas Priest."
"Even though he's a Republican and everything, Arnold is just making an ass of himself running for governor." (Obviously, my electoral prognostication skills need honing.)