One Wish

Mike

F*** Socialism!
A guy is walking down the beach and finds a lantern. Picks it up and a genie comes out. The genie tells the guy he will grant him one wish.
The guy thinks a moment and says I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm afraid to fly and I get sea-sick really bad so could you build me a bridge to there so I can drive?
The genie says I don't know that's an awfully huge request.
Well then I've never been able to understand women could you give me that ability?
The genie says...so how many lanes do you want on that bridge?
 
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