One year later
- Thread starter Toxick
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Tina2001aniT
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Toxick said:
: Thanks for the laugh 
This sort of thing pisses me off - taking a serious subject (nudity and obscenity on prime time TV) and blowing it out of proportion so it becomes a joke.
No sense of humor today.
Stepped on the scales again, didn't you?vraiblonde said:
This sort of thing pisses me off - taking a serious subject (nudity and obscenity on prime time TV) and blowing it out of proportion so it becomes a joke.
No sense of humor today.
:runningforcover:
The Jackoholic
thinning out the tards
OMG we're raising a country of pus#@!#. these kids are gonna live at home until they are 40 still suckin on their mama's breastToxick said:
And well you should.Ken King said:
Actually, I'm down another two pounds.
Dear Jack,The Jackoholic said:
You DID see that that was an "article" out of the Onion, right?
Your fiend,
Vrai
Right. But by satirizing it, they give credence to the arrested development types that think it's perfectly appropriate for Janet Jackson to be flashing the masses on national TV and Nicolette Sheridan to be throwing her naked transexual self into some football player's arms.Toxick said:
And has anyone noticed that NicSher has some kind of weird facial paralysis? In every pic you see of her, she's got this weird "smile" on her face. Like she got into a batch of Joker beauty products or something - "Wait'll they get a load of me..."
Just feeling pixillated today.
Shoot, I draw like that all the time, not just when I see JJ's boob.Bogart said:Drawings by children who saw the Super Bowl XXXVIII halftime show.
Bogart said:Drawings by children who saw the Super Bowl XXXVIII halftime show.
pvineswinger
Swinging on Vines
I thought they were traumatized by breasts? I wouldn't suck on something that traumatized me... OK well...The Jackoholic said:
Toxick
Splat
vraiblonde said:
I doubt they're giving it credence.
What they are doing is making fun of the ridiculous disproportionate amount of hand-wringing, sphincter-clenching insanity that followed in the wake of an admittedly inapproprate action.
And they're pointing out through irony that no children are suffering the lingering after effects, and the republic still stands.
'Sides - it's friggin funny.
Railroad
Routinely Derailed
Okay lemme think about this....here's a little story:
Little Johnny watched the superbowl last year. I was sitting next to him at halftime and screamed at him to cover his eyes, cover them before he'd go blind!
I lunged at him to get my hands in front of his face!!
The kid nearly jumped out of his skin and dang near wet his pants.
Then at school, Little Johnny's teacher said that a nice psychologist was visiting the school, so that children who had seen the superbowl halftime event could explain their feelings and explore the issues that have them thinking.
Johnny's thinking, "Let's see...spelling test or go talk to a shrink? Poke my eyes with toothpicks or goof off for awhile? HMMM!
Well this set up such a conflict within Little Johnny that he went to see the psychologist, who became concerned after Little Johnny's apparent restlessness. She recommended 6 months of counseling.
Within 3 months Johnny discovered that he was a woman trapped in a little boy's body, even though he still likes football. He's terrified that when puberty hits, the guys will see the woman inside him - no more phys. ed. locker room stuff!!
THEN he started avoiding me when football season started. The shrink told me to give him his space. I said I wanted him to clean up his room and take the trash out like he used to, and the shrink said I shouldn't stress him out too much.
He was then sent to a behavioral therapist to talk about anger.
A year later, he still stays away from me at halftime!! How traumatized he must be!! :sad:
Well, see ya later - I have to go make some brownies, clean his room, and take out the trash before the little dear gets home, or I'm in BIG trouble!
Yeah. Traumatized. I get it.
Little Johnny watched the superbowl last year. I was sitting next to him at halftime and screamed at him to cover his eyes, cover them before he'd go blind!
I lunged at him to get my hands in front of his face!!The kid nearly jumped out of his skin and dang near wet his pants.
Then at school, Little Johnny's teacher said that a nice psychologist was visiting the school, so that children who had seen the superbowl halftime event could explain their feelings and explore the issues that have them thinking.
Johnny's thinking, "Let's see...spelling test or go talk to a shrink? Poke my eyes with toothpicks or goof off for awhile? HMMM!
Well this set up such a conflict within Little Johnny that he went to see the psychologist, who became concerned after Little Johnny's apparent restlessness. She recommended 6 months of counseling.
Within 3 months Johnny discovered that he was a woman trapped in a little boy's body, even though he still likes football. He's terrified that when puberty hits, the guys will see the woman inside him - no more phys. ed. locker room stuff!!
THEN he started avoiding me when football season started. The shrink told me to give him his space. I said I wanted him to clean up his room and take the trash out like he used to, and the shrink said I shouldn't stress him out too much.
He was then sent to a behavioral therapist to talk about anger.
A year later, he still stays away from me at halftime!! How traumatized he must be!! :sad:
Well, see ya later - I have to go make some brownies, clean his room, and take out the trash before the little dear gets home, or I'm in BIG trouble!
Yeah. Traumatized. I get it.