Only a guy would think of this

[vraiblonde]

http://www.wtopnews.com/index.php?nid=104&sid=586976

Gregg Miller mortgaged his home and maxed out his credit cards to mass produce his invention - prosthetic testicles for neutered dogs.

"Considering my parents thought I was an idiot when I was a kid, this is a great honor," he said. "I wish they were alive to see it."

So they could be vindicated in their opinion of you?

 

[cattitude]

Neuticles!! I was gonna get some for Biscuit but he seems pretty secure in his manhood.

 

[vraiblonde]

This begs for a poll. Stand by...

 

[K_Jo]

C asked the vet if he could give Boy Kitty implants.

 

[baileydog]

Im not quite sure I understand. I send away for fake doggie nuts and then what? Do I pay a doctor to implant them or do you hang them off the back like a xmas tree ornament.

 

[cattitude]

Im not quite sure I understand. I send away for fake doggie nuts and then what? Do I pay a doctor to implant them or do you hang them off the back like a xmas tree ornament.

They will implant them at the time of the neutering.

 

[vraiblonde]

or do you hang them off the back like a xmas tree ornament.

 

[totallyhot4u]

They will implant them at the time of the neutering.

I think I may know of some male specimens like that.... Poor souls.

 

[baileydog]

They will implant them at the time of the neutering.

Okie dokie, then. I just solved my friends problem with getting his dog fixed. He thought it might hurt the dogs pride not to have his "manhood" anymore. Wait till he hears this. Too funny

 

[teverheart2002]

This begs for a poll. Stand by...

nevermind, didn't look at the top of the page.

 

[Tonio]

I guess these dog owners are compensating for their own feelings of male inadequacy.

The next thing you'll know, guys will put fake beanbags on their pickup trucks... wait, never mind...

 

[vraiblonde]

The next thing you'll know, guys will put fake beanbags on their pickup trucks... wait, never mind...

Now you know why women become lesbians.

 

[Tonio]

Now you know why women become lesbians.

I'm convinced that when the Star Trek Next Generation holodeck becomes a reality, plenty of men won't even bother with flesh-and-blood women. Those men will be the poorer for it.

 

[Pete]

Now you know why women become lesbians.

Tastes great....less filling :shrug:

 

[Vince]

Wish I'd have thought of it.

Miller has sold more than 150,000 of his Neuticles, more than doubling his $500,000 investment

 

[baileydog]

I guess these dog owners are compensating for their own feelings of male inadequacy.

The next thing you'll know, guys will put fake beanbags on their pickup trucks... wait, never mind...

I saw one of these over the weekend hanging off the back of a pick up. Kinda gross to see nuts swinging in the breeze. Lorena Bobbitt is comeing to mind.

 

[Railroad]

I voted for "crazy" but "stupid" seems more apt. Some people have more dollars than sense.

 

[Tonio]

Lorena Bobbitt is comeing to mind.

Or, you could give the truck beanbag a good hard kick, and watch the truck double over in pain.

 

[Christy]

How funny.