PJumper
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While walking through Golden Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.
"You've got to be kiddin me"
"No, would you like to give it a try?"...
Understandably curious, the man says, " Well, OK...." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelries, car keys, then stripped
him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy hancuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked,"What the heck happened to you?"
He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.
When he finished telling his story, the other shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently on the neck and said, "This ain't gonna be your day Cupcake....
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.
"You've got to be kiddin me"
"No, would you like to give it a try?"...
Understandably curious, the man says, " Well, OK...." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelries, car keys, then stripped
him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy hancuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked,"What the heck happened to you?"
He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there.
When he finished telling his story, the other shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently on the neck and said, "This ain't gonna be your day Cupcake....