> A Woman was having a daytime affair while her
husband was at
> work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed
with her boyfriend when,
> to her horror, she heard her husband's car
pull into the driveway.
>
> "Oh My God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she
yelled to her lover.
> "And jump out the window. My husband's home
early!"
>
> I can't jump out the window!" came the
strangled reply from
> beneath the sheets "It's raining out there!"
>
> "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill
us both!" She
> replied. "He's got a very quick temper and a
very large gun! The
> rain is the least of your problems"
>
> The boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his
clothes and jumps
> out the window! As he began running down the
street in the
> pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run
right into the
> middle of the town's annual marathon. So he
started running along
> beside the others, about 300 of them.
> Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his
arm, he
> tried to "blend in" as best he could. It
wasn't that effective!
> After a little while, a small group of
runners, who had been
> studying him with some curiosity, jogged
closer.
>
> "Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
>
> "Oh yes" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels
so wonderfully
> free having the air blow over all your skin
while you're running."
>
> Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always
run carrying
> your clothes with you under your arm?"
>
> "Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly.
"That way I can
> get dressed right at the end of the run and
get in my car to
> go home!"
>
> Then a third runner cast his eyes a little
lower and queried.
> "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
>
> "Only if it's raining."
husband was at
> work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed
with her boyfriend when,
> to her horror, she heard her husband's car
pull into the driveway.
>
> "Oh My God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she
yelled to her lover.
> "And jump out the window. My husband's home
early!"
>
> I can't jump out the window!" came the
strangled reply from
> beneath the sheets "It's raining out there!"
>
> "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill
us both!" She
> replied. "He's got a very quick temper and a
very large gun! The
> rain is the least of your problems"
>
> The boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his
clothes and jumps
> out the window! As he began running down the
street in the
> pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run
right into the
> middle of the town's annual marathon. So he
started running along
> beside the others, about 300 of them.
> Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his
arm, he
> tried to "blend in" as best he could. It
wasn't that effective!
> After a little while, a small group of
runners, who had been
> studying him with some curiosity, jogged
closer.
>
> "Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
>
> "Oh yes" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels
so wonderfully
> free having the air blow over all your skin
while you're running."
>
> Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always
run carrying
> your clothes with you under your arm?"
>
> "Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly.
"That way I can
> get dressed right at the end of the run and
get in my car to
> go home!"
>
> Then a third runner cast his eyes a little
lower and queried.
> "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
>
> "Only if it's raining."
