Ooh! Ooh! Florida WOman...

[Auntie Biache']

Florida woman hits 300-pound, half-naked attacker with baseball bat

https://www.13wmaz.com/article/news...fjLnuEvmj56Sdr8TPGFIrcvsgh7ht6k8i4BVk8BQiVC_E

 

[GWguy]

"I took that bat and hit him upside the head like 'pi-yah!' He said 'Ow!'" Gainey said.

 

[Kyle]

I wonder if she named it Lucille.

 

[RoseRed]

"He better be glad I didn't have a gun," Gainey said. "Because I would have shot him. But this is my gun right here (baseball bat). Because I gone 'Pi-yow!'"

 

[Auntie Biache']

Florida Man...

Florida man pretending to be officer pulls over undercover detective

https://www.13wmaz.com/article/news...ctive/83-0317cc45-4115-404f-a02e-c398ed144eec