Organic fuel

MMDad

Lem Putt
The USDA defines organic as:
Organic meat, poultry, eggs, and dairy products come from animals that are given no antibiotics or growth hormones. Organic food is produced without using most conventional pesticides; fertilizers made with synthetic ingredients or sewage sludge; bioengineering; or ionizing radiation.

Since being "green" and being "organic" are seen as being so similar, I have decided to do my part to be green.

I vow to only use fuels derived from 100% organic sources. The only 100% organic source available today comes from dinosaurs raised with no antibiotics, growth hormones, bioengineering, sludge, or fetilizers.

Please join me in being green by using only 100% organic gasoline.
 

willie

Well-Known Member
The USDA defines organic as:

Since being "green" and being "organic" are seen as being so similar, I have decided to do my part to be green.

I vow to only use fuels derived from 100% organic sources. The only 100% organic source available today comes from dinosaurs raised with no antibiotics, growth hormones, bioengineering, sludge, or fetilizers.

Please join me in being green by using only 100% organic gasoline.
Don't junk your bicycle yet, all kinds of synthetic crap is added in the refining process.
 

MMDad

Lem Putt
Don't junk your bicycle yet, all kinds of synthetic crap is added in the refining process.

But my bicycle is not powered by organic fuel. I take anti-biotics and all kinds of other drugs. Nope, I definitely do not meet USDA guidelines for organic meat.
 

Beelzebaby666

Has confinement issues..
I'm not certain if I'm peri-menapausal yet, but if I get my whoremoan injections early, I think I could get a leg up on that Osteoperosis thing:yay:
 
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