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"The death of Osama bin Laden has apparently damaged our relationship with al Qaeda. Al Qaeda has released a statement vowing to make America pay for bin Laden's death. Which - I'm pretty sure we did pay for his death. We paid for the whole thing and even took care of the funeral arrangements. Maybe a thank you would be nice." -Jimmy Kimmel
"Osama Bin Laden's supporters want to rename the Arabian Sea where his body was dumped Martyr Sea . Really? Martyr Sea ? Hiding in your bedroom for six years? How about Chicken of the Sea?" -Jay Leno
"Osama bin Laden is in the ocean. How ironic. Once again surrounded by seals." -Jay Leno
"Osama bin Laden had money and telephone numbers sewn into his clothes. Apparently we got him just as he was on his way to summer camp." -Jay Leno
"How about those Navy Seals. We're getting our money's worth there. They broke into Osama bin Laden's compound with 12-foot walls topped by barbed wire, and fired a warning shot into his head." - David Letterman
"Apparently, members of Al Qaeda are online slamming the U.S. I don't understand why they're so upset. Everyone in Al Qaeda just got a promotion." -Craig Ferguson
"Bin Laden was buried at sea. Or as Dick Cheney calls it, 'the ultimate waterboarding.' " -Jay Leno
"Osama bin Laden was apparently shot twice in the face. It looks like Dick Cheney may have been involved." -Jay Leno
"Osama Bin Laden's supporters want to rename the Arabian Sea where his body was dumped Martyr Sea . Really? Martyr Sea ? Hiding in your bedroom for six years? How about Chicken of the Sea?" -Jay Leno
"Osama bin Laden is in the ocean. How ironic. Once again surrounded by seals." -Jay Leno
"Osama bin Laden had money and telephone numbers sewn into his clothes. Apparently we got him just as he was on his way to summer camp." -Jay Leno
"How about those Navy Seals. We're getting our money's worth there. They broke into Osama bin Laden's compound with 12-foot walls topped by barbed wire, and fired a warning shot into his head." - David Letterman
"Apparently, members of Al Qaeda are online slamming the U.S. I don't understand why they're so upset. Everyone in Al Qaeda just got a promotion." -Craig Ferguson
"Bin Laden was buried at sea. Or as Dick Cheney calls it, 'the ultimate waterboarding.' " -Jay Leno
"Osama bin Laden was apparently shot twice in the face. It looks like Dick Cheney may have been involved." -Jay Leno