OUCH!

[GopherM]

It's always those slip and fall incidents that make the big headlines.

Posted: Dec 3, 2021 / 11:25 AM CST / Updated: Dec 3, 2021 / 11:42 AM CST

Ambulances outside the Royal London Hospital, in London, Tuesday Dec. 29, 2020. England Health Service figures show hospitals now have more Covid-19 patients than during April’s first-wave peak, with fears of increased figures because of a Christmas social spread still to come. (Dominic Lipinski/PA via AP)




GLOUCESTER, England. (WTVO) — A bomb disposal team was called to an English hospital Wednesday morning after a man arrived with an unexploded WWII mortar stuck in his rectum.
According to The Sun, the patient was a military enthusiast and had the round as part of a private collection.
“He said he put it on the floor then he slipped and fell on it,” a source at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital told the newspaper.

 

[Sneakers]

“He said he put it on the floor then he slipped and fell on it,”

Sure he did..... totally and perfectly acceptable story.

 

[TPD]

Gravity

 

[Sneakers]

Gravity works.

 

[vraiblonde]

“He said he put it on the floor then he slipped and fell on it,” a source at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital told the newspaper.

Sure, could happen to anyone.....

 

[GopherM]

Sure he did..... totally and perfectly acceptable story.

You certainly have to wonder what he was doing walking around the house nude with a mortar round.

 

[GregV814]

Well, Frank Costanza had a mishap with Fucile Jerry.

Clap if you know what it means.

 

[TPD]

Well, Frank Costanza had a mishap with Fucile Jerry.

Clap if you know what it means.

A million to one odds!

 

[DoWhat]

 

[PeoplesElbow]

I don't know about armor penetrating but it sure penetrated something.

 

[Kyle]

This reminds me of the series The Boys when they capture Translucent.



"Boom! Claret, everywhare!"

Boom. Claret everywhere, fucking diabolical.

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[Gilligan]

You certainly have to wonder what he was doing walking around the house nude with a mortar round.

Nope..nope nope. I do not have to wonder and you can't make me.

 

[Clem72]

Nope..nope nope. I do not have to wonder and you can't make me.

Probably owes someone money and this was a warning shot.

 

[vraiblonde]

You certainly have to wonder what he was doing walking around the house nude with a mortar round.

I thought that was a common male fantasy?

 

[Gilligan]

I thought that was a common male fantasy?

Don't be silly. The common male fantasy you refer to involves the insertion of much smaller caliber rounds.

 

[Sneakers]

Don't be silly. The common male fantasy you refer to involves the insertion of much smaller caliber rounds.

I must be weird then, because I've never had that fantasy....

 

[Gilligan]

I must be weird then, because I've never had that fantasy....

Do I look like a psychiatrist to you? Take your strange ways to a pro.

 

[Kyle]

And see I always thought it was to put a foot up someone's arse.

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Wonder how many peoples first thought when they see something historical is "maybe I should put that in my ass"