Ouch!

[meme]

Woman Has To Get 6 Stitches After Hit With Sex Toy
Man Convicted Of Domestic Violence

UPDATED: 8:06 am EST January 11, 2006

AKRON, Ohio -- A sex toy landed a local man in court Tuesday.

A Summit County jury convicted Excell Bradley, of Barberton, of domestic violence for throwing what the prosecutor called a large sex toy into the eye of a woman with whom he lived, NewsChannel5 reported.

Police said Bradley's across-the-room toss of the sex toy caused enough damage to require six stitches to the woman's eye.

While bleeding and with blurry vision, she called 911, WEWS reported.

Bradley admitted to Barberton police that he threw the toy.

 

[onebdzee]

Woman Has To Get 6 Stitches After Hit With Sex Toy
Man Convicted Of Domestic Violence

UPDATED: 8:06 am EST January 11, 2006

AKRON, Ohio -- A sex toy landed a local man in court Tuesday.

A Summit County jury convicted Excell Bradley, of Barberton, of domestic violence for throwing what the prosecutor called a large sex toy into the eye of a woman with whom he lived, NewsChannel5 reported.

Police said Bradley's across-the-room toss of the sex toy caused enough damage to require six stitches to the woman's eye.

While bleeding and with blurry vision, she called 911, WEWS reported.

Bradley admitted to Barberton police that he threw the toy.

Now that we've all pictured the judges face when the prosecutor entered it into evidence...."Maiming by sexual device"

....I didn't realize they were so dangerous

I have to clean my computer screen....and get a new drink

 

[Penn]

Now that we've all pictured the judges face when the prosecutor entered it into evidence...."Maiming by sexual device"

....I didn't realize they were so dangerous

I have to clean my computer screen....and get a new drink

Don't laugh yourself into stitches!

 

[onebdzee]

Don't laugh yourself into stitches!

or "play" yourself there either

 

[BS Gal]

Woman Has To Get 6 Stitches After Hit With Sex Toy
Man Convicted Of Domestic Violence

UPDATED: 8:06 am EST January 11, 2006

AKRON, Ohio -- A sex toy landed a local man in court Tuesday.

A Summit County jury convicted Excell Bradley, of Barberton, of domestic violence for throwing what the prosecutor called a large sex toy into the eye of a woman with whom he lived, NewsChannel5 reported.

Police said Bradley's across-the-room toss of the sex toy caused enough damage to require six stitches to the woman's eye.

While bleeding and with blurry vision, she called 911, WEWS reported.

Bradley admitted to Barberton police that he threw the toy.

I hate it when that happens.

 

[Penn]

I hate it when that happens.

I wonder if batteries were included?

 

[JOOP]

Obviously the guy was jealous.

 

[tikipirate]

Excell, my man from Barberton! WTF up?

Akron, OH, huh? Wonder what that dildo was made of? (Home of Goodyear, Firestone, Doc Johnson...)