Mike
F*** Socialism!
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one
day.
As they walked they come across a sign: 'Beauty contest for the
most beautiful woman in the world.'
'I am entering,' said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, 'Well, how'd ya do?'
First Place said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign: 'Contest for the strongest man in
the world.'
'I'm entering,' says Superman and after half an hour he returns and they ask
him, 'How did you make out?'
First Place answers Superman.
They continue walking when they see a sign: 'Contest! Who is the greatest liar
in the world?'
Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes. 'What
happened?' they asked.
'Who the hell is Barack Obama?' asked Pinocchio.
day.
As they walked they come across a sign: 'Beauty contest for the
most beautiful woman in the world.'
'I am entering,' said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, 'Well, how'd ya do?'
First Place said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign: 'Contest for the strongest man in
the world.'
'I'm entering,' says Superman and after half an hour he returns and they ask
him, 'How did you make out?'
First Place answers Superman.
They continue walking when they see a sign: 'Contest! Who is the greatest liar
in the world?'
Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes. 'What
happened?' they asked.
'Who the hell is Barack Obama?' asked Pinocchio.