Outtake from Return of the Jedi

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
Luke: Ben, why didn't you tell me Darth Vader is my father? You told he Vader betrayed and murdered my father.

Kenobi: (Heavy sigh) Luke, I can't lie to you. George Lucas thought of that only when he began writing Empire Strikes Back. Next, I'm supposed to tell you that Princess Leia is your sister. Lucas forgot all about you pining over Leia in the first movie. He just wanted the drama of having her and Han feud and then become lovers.

Luke: So what you're telling me is that Lucas screwed up.

Kenobi: Yes. But you can use the Force to rewrite the script so that Leia isn't your sister and she falls for you and not Han.

Luke: Cool! Hey, then I'll wipe everyone's memory of that awful TV special in 1978 about Wookie Life Day. I still cringe when I think about that.
 
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