Overheard conversations

[Sula]

I was walking up the stairs this afternoon when I heard my 7 year old girl and 6 year old boy talking. So, like any good parent I began to eavesdrop. The following is their conversation:


Boychild: You're gonna get in trouble.
Girlchild: Uh-uh
Boychild: Yes, you are.
Girlchild: You stand here and make a bird noise if you see Mommy.
Boychild: A bird noise?
Girlchild: yeah like caw-caw caw-caw
Boychild: ca ca ca ca
Girlchild: NO! caw-caw caw-caw
Boychild: I did do that!
Girlchild: Uh-uh
Boychild: You're not my friend I don't like you!
Girlchild (pushing Boychild): your stupid!
Me: Hey, guys what's goin on?
Boychild: CAW-CAW CAW-CAW!!!!!

 

[Kain99]

Nothing better than kids! Jot these awesome memories down in a book so you never forget!

 

[puggymom]

I was walking up the stairs this afternoon when I heard my 7 year old girl and 6 year old boy talking. So, like any good parent I began to eavesdrop. The following is their conversation:


Boychild: You're gonna get in trouble.
Girlchild: Uh-uh
Boychild: Yes, you are.
Girlchild: You stand here and make a bird noise if you see Mommy.
Boychild: A bird noise?
Girlchild: yeah like caw-caw caw-caw
Boychild: ca ca ca ca
Girlchild: NO! caw-caw caw-caw
Boychild: I did do that!
Girlchild: Uh-uh
Boychild: You're not my friend I don't like you!
Girlchild (pushing Boychild): your stupid!
Me: Hey, guys what's goin on?
Boychild: CAW-CAW CAW-CAW!!!!!

:snort:

 

[usagent]

That's funny.

 

[ginwoman]

I was walking up the stairs this afternoon when I heard my 7 year old girl and 6 year old boy talking. So, like any good parent I began to eavesdrop. The following is their conversation:


Boychild: You're gonna get in trouble.
Girlchild: Uh-uh
Boychild: Yes, you are.
Girlchild: You stand here and make a bird noise if you see Mommy.
Boychild: A bird noise?
Girlchild: yeah like caw-caw caw-caw
Boychild: ca ca ca ca
Girlchild: NO! caw-caw caw-caw
Boychild: I did do that!
Girlchild: Uh-uh
Boychild: You're not my friend I don't like you!
Girlchild (pushing Boychild): your stupid!
Me: Hey, guys what's goin on?
Boychild: CAW-CAW CAW-CAW!!!!!

this story reminds me of the current pop country song "your gonna miss this". So pretty and so true.

 

[jsouthan]

I substitute in the school where my kids go, so they come into whatever classroom I am in after school. The other day I was in kindergarten and my son, who is a big, bad first grader, is having a conversation with one of the boys in the class about being a policeman.

Boy: I want to be a policeman when I grow up.
Son: My uncle is a policeman.
Boy: Does he carry a gun?
Son: No, they carry these stick things. (He does carry a gun, btw!)
Boy: I think he carries a gun. All cops carry guns.
Son: Do you know why they carry the stick things?
Boy: No, why?
Son: So that if a robber is trying to hurt them and throws something at them, they can hit it away.

ROFL!!! I thought it was hysterical!!!

 

[Nanny Pam]

I was walking up the stairs this afternoon when I heard my 7 year old girl and 6 year old boy talking. So, like any good parent I began to eavesdrop. The following is their conversation:


Boychild: You're gonna get in trouble.
Girlchild: Uh-uh
Boychild: Yes, you are.
Girlchild: You stand here and make a bird noise if you see Mommy.
Boychild: A bird noise?
Girlchild: yeah like caw-caw caw-caw
Boychild: ca ca ca ca
Girlchild: NO! caw-caw caw-caw
Boychild: I did do that!
Girlchild: Uh-uh
Boychild: You're not my friend I don't like you!
Girlchild (pushing Boychild): your stupid!
Me: Hey, guys what's goin on?
Boychild: CAW-CAW CAW-CAW!!!!!

kids.....