Ozzy fan?

[Sharon]

Cynthia Christensen, 46, rolled down a Spring Hill street in her motorized wheelchair to join a group of neighbors and asked to hold her friend's pet python.

While holding the 1 1/2-foot python, Christensen blurted out that she was going to bite off its head, authorities said.

When Jennie Smith, the snake's owner, turned around moments later, she saw the reptile dangling from Christensen's hand. Its head was missing.

Snakehead

 

[jazz lady]

The Sheriff's Office has not yet recovered the snake's head.

I wonder if she swallowed it.

In December, Christensen's battery-operated Hoveround wheelchair hopped a 4-inch lip at the edge of her yard and lurched into the road, striking a 1992 Ford van as it drove by. Weeks later, Christensen was charged with driving under the influence after blood tests showed she was legally impaired while operating her wheelchair. Those charges are pending.

 

[vraiblonde]

Gosh, so many jokes, so few unoccupied brain cells with which to process them.