Padded Lampposts

vegmom

Bookseller Lady
Hey- whomever though up this idea is making a mint of others stupidity. I mean really: who would not have liked a share of the profits from Big Mouth Billy Bass?
 

Dymphna

Loyalty, Friendship, Love
The survey found that almost two thirds of respondents lost peripheral vision while texting, and more than a quarter wanted lines on the pavement to create routes for texters to walk while using their phones.

Reminds me of a guy I knew in college. He used to pace while he studied. One time he was in a basement of an old house that had steel I-beams supporting the ceiling. The beams had a clearance of about 5'11". This guy was 6'3"

He had two or three knots on his forehead before he marked a line on the floor telling him when to turn around. :lmao:
 

MrX

High Octane
I think they should probably just put warning labels on mobile devices that let people know they might run into things if they don't watch were they are going. That would be the responsible thing for companies to do.

Thats just a little unrealistic though...when they could make money selling people accessories to help protect against this type of injury.









:lmao:
 

Sula

WDF. So worth the wait.
I am sooooooo looking forward to the next time I stub my toe texting. I am gonna be a gazillioinaire, I tell ya! Verizon/Motorola here I come.
 

Sonsie

The mighty Al-Sonsie!
This is the very definition of the modern nanny state. "We must protect you from yourself! Protect you from your own ignorant actions and their consequences!"
 

Sula

WDF. So worth the wait.
I could have used one of these in 6th grade. :nerd:
I could use one of these daily. I am a class A klutz. Maybe I should petition the county to pad my interior walls? Could save them on medical expenses once they start covering my health insurance.
 
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