Mike
F*** Socialism!
Mike was going to be married to Jane so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something.
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on.'
She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'
I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.
'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Jane, 'Here - try these on.'
She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'
Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'
Then Jane took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here - you try on mine.'
He did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'
Jane said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.'
On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on.'
She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.'
I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.
'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Jane, 'Here - try these on.'
She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'
Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'
Then Jane took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, 'Here - you try on mine.'
He did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'
Jane said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.'
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