PARIS HILTON deserves a gold star....

[nhboy]

PARIS HILTON deserves a gold star for this sexy new advert.

"The hotel heiress' new venture sees her wearing nothing but gold paint, crawling through the Mojave desert."

Naked Paris is a golden wonder | The Sun |HomePage|Showbiz|Bizarre

 

[mAlice]

Cool pic.

 

[cwo_ghwebb]

Cool pic.

Darn! They airbrushed out the zits!

 

[Cowgirl]

I'm not diggin that pose though. It makes her torso look too long and her legs too short. :shrug:

 

[mAlice]

I'm not diggin that pose though. It makes her torso look too long and her legs too short. :shrug:

Maybe they should use you for the pic next time.

 

[Cowgirl]

Maybe they should use you for the pic next time.

I never said anything about her. I just said I don't like the pose. Besides, what if she gets sand in her That would be uncomfortable.

 

[mAlice]

I never said anything about her. I just said I don't like the pose. Besides, what if she gets sand in her That would be uncomfortable.

Fair enough. Maybe you should be the photographer next time. You can make her pose better.

 

[Cowgirl]

Fair enough. Maybe you should be the photographer next time. You can make her pose better.

 

[nomoney]

I'm not diggin that pose though. It makes her torso look too long and her legs too short. :shrug:

wth are you doing? You're not allowed to express opinions in here

 

[Cowgirl]

wth are you doing? You're not allowed to express opinions in here

Apparently.

 

[PrchJrkr]

I'm not diggin that pose though. It makes her torso look too long and her legs too short. :shrug:

I'd still do her.

 

[ImnoMensa]

I'd still do her.

Why not: Everyone else has.

 

[itsbob]

Darn! They airbrushed out the zits!

Shame they can't airbrush out ugly!!

And that photo has been way more than just airbrushed.. it's been enhanced 100 different ways to Sunday..

 

[cwo_ghwebb]

Shame they can't airbrush out ugly!!

And that photo has been way more than just airbrushed.. it's been enhanced 100 different ways to Sunday..

So has she!

 

[Thor]

I'd pee in her bum.