Parking ticket

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Bronwyn

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I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a stupid idiot. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
 

Lugnut

I'm Rick James #####!
I actually saw a guy do that in Georgetown once. After the cop wrote several tickets the dude badgering him walked over to a bike rack, unlocked his bike, pulled a helmet out of his backpack, and rode off.
 
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