Parliamentary Headlice

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The Sun reported that communal hairbrushes and combs were being axed under health and safety regulations.
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Combs and brushes have been provided in the washrooms for centuries so lawmakers can smarten up before meeting visitors or entering the chamber.

"Health and safety have run riot. It's lunacy," raged main opposition Conservative lawmaker Anthony Steen.

Speaker Michael Martin soothed fears the days of well-coiffed members were over.

"MPs can bring in their own combs," he said.
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