Larry Gude
Strung Out
Oldy, an all time fav.
Tad finally reached his dreams and retired from the investment firm, the yacht club and summer on the Hamptons and bought his dream spread way back up in the hills, away from pretty much everything.
As he was settling in to his dream cabin one day, a pick up truck came rumbling up the long drive and out popped Billy Bob to introduce himself and welcome the new neighbor.
Tad introduced himself, they chatted for a bit about the area and the coming winter and Billy Bob said to Tad "Hey, I'm having a little get together Saturday night. Why donctcha come on down? There's gonna be drinkin' and a dancin' and a cussin' and a f##kin' and a fightin'. We'll have a grand old time before winter sets in. Come on over and be mah guest!"
Tad thought it over for a minute and figured this would be too good to miss. Plus, he hadn't been laid in some time and could only dream about those mountain girls, so he says;
"Sure! Sounds like fun! What should I wear?"
Billy Bob pauses, spits and says "Oh, it don't much matter. I ain't too particular.
Just gonna be you and me."
Tad finally reached his dreams and retired from the investment firm, the yacht club and summer on the Hamptons and bought his dream spread way back up in the hills, away from pretty much everything.
As he was settling in to his dream cabin one day, a pick up truck came rumbling up the long drive and out popped Billy Bob to introduce himself and welcome the new neighbor.
Tad introduced himself, they chatted for a bit about the area and the coming winter and Billy Bob said to Tad "Hey, I'm having a little get together Saturday night. Why donctcha come on down? There's gonna be drinkin' and a dancin' and a cussin' and a f##kin' and a fightin'. We'll have a grand old time before winter sets in. Come on over and be mah guest!"
Tad thought it over for a minute and figured this would be too good to miss. Plus, he hadn't been laid in some time and could only dream about those mountain girls, so he says;
"Sure! Sounds like fun! What should I wear?"
Billy Bob pauses, spits and says "Oh, it don't much matter. I ain't too particular.
Just gonna be you and me."
