Larry Gude
Strung Out
An old Jewish guy finds a Genie in a lamp.
Genie: I`ll grant you one wish, anything you desire.
The Jewish guy takes out a map.
Guy: This is a map of the middle east, It has been war torn and in conflict for centuries, can you bring peace to this area?
Genie: I`m sorry but even with my infinite powers, that is too much for me to achieve. Do you have another wish?
Guy: Well, actually I do. I've been married for 25 years and my wife has yet to give me a single blow job. I would love it if you could get her to give me a blow job just once.
Genie: Mind if I take a look at that map again?
Genie: I`ll grant you one wish, anything you desire.
The Jewish guy takes out a map.
Guy: This is a map of the middle east, It has been war torn and in conflict for centuries, can you bring peace to this area?
Genie: I`m sorry but even with my infinite powers, that is too much for me to achieve. Do you have another wish?
Guy: Well, actually I do. I've been married for 25 years and my wife has yet to give me a single blow job. I would love it if you could get her to give me a blow job just once.
Genie: Mind if I take a look at that map again?