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A penguin was driving his car across the country when it overheated and he pulled into a garage.
The mechanic told the penguin "I will need to look at it, but it would take and hour to diagnose the problem."
The penguin said "What can I do for about an hour in this town"
The mechanic said "You like ice cream right, there is an ice cream shop across the street"
The penguin goes across the street and gets a few scoops of ice cream, but because he has no hands he gets ice cream all over his beak...
The penguin looks at the clock and rushes across the street to find out what the problem with the car is...
The mechanic promptly tells the penguin "Looks like you blew a seal their buddy..."
The penguin quickly replies "No, it's just a bit of ice cream, thats all I swear!"
The mechanic told the penguin "I will need to look at it, but it would take and hour to diagnose the problem."
The penguin said "What can I do for about an hour in this town"
The mechanic said "You like ice cream right, there is an ice cream shop across the street"
The penguin goes across the street and gets a few scoops of ice cream, but because he has no hands he gets ice cream all over his beak...
The penguin looks at the clock and rushes across the street to find out what the problem with the car is...
The mechanic promptly tells the penguin "Looks like you blew a seal their buddy..."
The penguin quickly replies "No, it's just a bit of ice cream, thats all I swear!"
