Penis Chart

Tonio

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
Donkey in Shrek, seeing Lord Farquaad's castle for the first time: "I think he's trying to compensate for something, don't you?" He surely wasn't referring to the man's height! :p

Speaking as a man, I think this whole fascination with size is silly. According to a poll in the first Book of Lists, women don't even care. When asked what body parts they thought women liked, men said a muscular chest, muscular arms and penis. But women's first choice was a man's butt. This drew more votes than all the other parts combined.

Anybody wonder what the Washington Monument would look like if our first president was Martha instead of George?
 
jazz lady

jazz lady

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Originally posted by Tonio
Anybody wonder what the Washington Monument would look like if our first president was Martha instead of George?
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Maybe "Twin Peaks"??? :blushing: :lol:
 
sgtsprout

sgtsprout

Mr. Shud da hell up
Missing something

Are ya suposed to just just put it up to the screen to get a mean measurement? And though I'm laughing my buns off. I am quite sure someone has tried it....lol
 
SxyPrincess

SxyPrincess

New Member
Re: Missing something

Originally posted by sgtsprout
Are ya suposed to just just put it up to the screen to get a mean measurement? And though I'm laughing my buns off. I am quite sure someone has tried it....lol
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....or you could put it in my hand....I've got pretty good judgement on this topic. :lol:
 
sgtsprout

sgtsprout

Mr. Shud da hell up
LOL

Well..that got me luaghing. But I'm not Kenney Chesney. or a fireman or some 180 pound burly redneck for that matter lol
 
SxyPrincess

SxyPrincess

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Re: LOL

Originally posted by sgtsprout
Well..that got me luaghing. But I'm not Kenney Chesney. or a fireman or some 180 pound burly redneck for that matter lol
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I always make exceptions! :kiss:
 
SxyPrincess

SxyPrincess

New Member
Originally posted by Tonio
Speaking as a man, I think this whole fascination with size is silly. According to a poll in the first Book of Lists, women don't even care.
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Size DOES matter and any girl that tells you it doesn't is full of crap!
 
jazz lady

jazz lady

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Originally posted by SxyPrincess


Size DOES matter and any girl that tells you it doesn't is full of crap!
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I disagree - unless the penis is microscopic (is it in?) or porno star sized (ouch!), it really doesn't matter. Like the saying goes "it ain't the size of the worm but how you wiggle it"... :blushing:
 
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bknarw

Attire Monitor
Originally posted by SxyPrincess
I think that's because the two of you are use to tug boats. I, myself have gotten accustomed to cruise liners. :lol:
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Hey, you started this thread.
Did they happen to post another, larger chart by chance?
:D
 
jazz lady

jazz lady

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Originally posted by Barbra


I just laughed so hard I almost shot Pepsi outta' my nose. :lol:
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Yeah, me too! :D It's getting WAY deep in here - break out your shovels...

Anyhoo... My husband certainly doesn't fit in the tug boat category (IMHO). But I once dated a guy who belonged in the kayak category. :shocked: :lol:
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I once dated a guy who was "size-challenged" but he was more in the dingy category... :roflmao:
 
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Tonio

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
Anybody remember KISS? The rock band recently came out with KISS Condoms. Twenty-five years after the album Love Gun, these guys are still obsessed with their Johnsons!
 
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