Vince
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Pennsylvanian WHEN:
1. "Vacation" means going up north past I-80 for
the weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer
more than once.
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the
same day and back again.
5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow
during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. You see people wearing camouflage at social
events (including weddings).
7. You install security lights on your house and
garage and leave all the doors unlocked.
8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your
girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit
over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the
potholes are filled with snow.
11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
still winter and road construction.
12. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a
concrete statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
14. You were unaware that there is a legal
drinking age.
15. Down South to you means Pittsburgh.
16. A critter is something you eat.
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his
new pole shed.
18. You go out to fish fry every Friday
1. "Vacation" means going up north past I-80 for
the weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer
more than once.
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the
same day and back again.
5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow
during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. You see people wearing camouflage at social
events (including weddings).
7. You install security lights on your house and
garage and leave all the doors unlocked.
8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your
girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit
over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the
potholes are filled with snow.
11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
still winter and road construction.
12. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a
concrete statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
14. You were unaware that there is a legal
drinking age.
15. Down South to you means Pittsburgh.
16. A critter is something you eat.
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his
new pole shed.
18. You go out to fish fry every Friday