Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A 'Gay Bomb'

MMDad

MMDad

Lem Putt
This is a precision guided weapon. They developed new technology for it, called "GAYDAR."
 
pingrr

pingrr

Well-Known Member
If they can make a gay bomb. Does that mean they can make an anti gay bomb and drop it on San Fransisco.
 
High EGT

High EGT

Gort! Klaatu barada nikto
Stripes

Classic movie line involving the Army recruiter interviewing Bill Murray and Harold Ramis from the movie Stripes

Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals?
John Winger: You mean like flaming? Or part time?
Recruiter: Well, it's a question we have to ask of all our new recruits.
Russell Ziskey: No, we're not homosexual, but we are *willing to learn*.
John Winger: Yeah, would they send us someplace special?
Recruiter: I'll just put that as a 'no'.

:killingme
 
nachomama

nachomama

All Up In Your Grill
pingrr said:
If they can make a gay bomb. Does that mean they can make an anti gay bomb and drop it on San Fransisco.
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That's what they were discussing on DC101. If they were to drop a gay bomb over San Fran or Rehoboth, would it have a reverse effect? And would it work the same way on men vs. women? But then again, if they drop a gay bomb on a town and it turns all the women lesbo and all the men stay straight, the men would be like deer in headlights watching the women go on each other, and the military could sneak up on them and wipe them all out. :yay:
 
High EGT

High EGT

Gort! Klaatu barada nikto
Who Me?

It also considered development of a "Who? Me?" bomb that would produce odours that suggested that other soldiers were passing wind or had serious halitosis to disrupt enemy morale.

:hot:
 
Lenny

Lenny

Lovin' being Texican
The Pentagon told CBS 5 that the proposal was made by the Air Force in 1994.
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As I recall the Clintonistas held the White House and Barney Franks was prominent in Pentagon spending plans that year.
 
PsyOps

PsyOps

Pixelated
I must reeeesist, mmmmmuuuuusssst reeeeeessssissst, guurrrrraaaaaarrrrhhhh :burning: , tahhhhhhh...... :hot: , whew! Oh good, I'm not gay.
 
AndyMarquisLIVE

AndyMarquisLIVE

New Member
High EGT said:
Classic movie line involving the Army recruiter interviewing Bill Murray and Harold Ramis from the movie Stripes

Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals?
John Winger: You mean like flaming? Or part time?
Recruiter: Well, it's a question we have to ask of all our new recruits.
Russell Ziskey: No, we're not homosexual, but we are *willing to learn*.
John Winger: Yeah, would they send us someplace special?
Recruiter: I'll just put that as a 'no'.

:killingme
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2675156912664254377
 
Toxick

Toxick

Splat
"The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soliders to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another," Hammond said after reviwing the documents.
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Now.... is the complete lack of self-control and irresistable focus on penis deliberately built into the bomb? Or is it just a side effect of the gay?
 
pingrr

pingrr

Well-Known Member
Toxick said:
Now.... is the complete lack of self-control and irresistable focus on penis deliberately built into the bomb? Or is it just a side effect of the gay?
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It is just a side effect of the Gay.
 
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