People in Southern Maryland are touchy

[bcp]

So Im walking down the street and I spot this babe on a swing out in her yard and I figure I want to meet her on account that she looked kinda cute.

so as I walk up into the yard I say, hey wench, you wanna beer?

she beans me in the head with rocks...

I thought that was totally uncalled for.

going to the doctors to get my scalp sown back on now.

 

[fttrsbeerwench]

I :heart: BCP.

I spent the day breakign up concrete behind my house.... I broke the sledge hammer..

You do NOT want to eff with me..I"m buff, I"m cranky, and I need a beer.

 

[Vince]

I :heart: BCP.

I spent the day breakign up concrete behind my house.... I broke the sledge hammer..

You do NOT want to eff with me..I"m buff, I"m cranky, and I need a beer.

Why didn't you yell for some help?

 

[kom526]

I"m in the buff, and I need a beer.

 

[fttrsbeerwench]

Why didn't you yell for some help?

You wanted no parts of this project. I was given a short section of fence to block off part of my yard for a dog. It was free and I'm motivated so I busted the concrete from the poles and drove them in to the ground, stuck a gate on there and, with my mommy's help, WHAAA LAAAA~~! I have a fence.

Mom says, "You don't need a man for anything but sex, and only long enough to get him off your back."

 

[Vince]

Mom says, "You don't need a man for anything but sex, and only long enough to get him off your back."

 

[fttrsbeerwench]

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I :heart: BCP.



I"m in the buff, and I need a beer.



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Maybe in the back yard, or in your yard, or , oh hell, yeah I'm nekkid. You got me.

 

[juggy4805]

You wanted no parts of this project. I was given a short section of fence to block off part of my yard for a dog. It was free and I'm motivated so I busted the concrete from the poles and drove them in to the ground, stuck a gate on there and, with my mommy's help, WHAAA LAAAA~~! I have a fence.

Mom says, "You don't need a man for anything but sex, and only long enough to get him off your back."

I like being made into a sex object, Why do women complain about it?

 

[juggy4805]

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I :heart: BCP.



I"m in the buff, and I need a beer.



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Maybe in the back yard, or in your yard, or , oh hell, yeah I'm nekkid. You got me.

And you live........?

 

[Lugnut]

You wanted no parts of this project. I was given a short section of fence to block off part of my yard for a dog. It was free and I'm motivated so I busted the concrete from the poles and drove them in to the ground, stuck a gate on there and, with my mommy's help, WHAAA LAAAA~~! I have a fence.

Mom says, "You don't need a man for anything but sex, and only long enough to get him off your back."

Jeez, you mean we're not even useful for heavy work anymore???

 

[FromTexas]

And you live........?

No, she is dead. Kom is just into necrophilia.

 

[fttrsbeerwench]

And you live........?

Closer than you think..

Jeez, you mean we're not even useful for heavy work anymore???

Sure you can lift your arse off my couch and go back to your house.. :

No, she is dead. Kom is just into necrophilia.

Never, ever in my life have I been called a dead

 

[Lugnut]

Sure you can lift your arse off my couch and go back to your house.. :

Oh sure NOW you want me to leave... I swear nobody wants to cuddle anymore!

 

[fttrsbeerwench]

Oh sure NOW you want me to leave... I swear nobody wants to cuddle anymore!

I"ll snuggle you...



From behind on your bike....


My neighbor rolled out on his Harley with two buddies this morning. My Dad looked up and said, " I'm so glad Beerwench grew out of that whole bike riding, leather wearing, bad boy phase."






:

 

[RoseRed]

I saw a green Jeep today that had a license plate that read... NOSMIBS

Funny thing was, the guy driving it was a hairy looking redneck.

 

[fttrsbeerwench]

There's a college professor I used to see when I worked at the liquor store..
He's educated, eloquent and can talk about ANYTHING!!

He also is very hairy, has aweful looking feet(in flip flops), severe bad breath and just basic bad hygiene..

Rednecks got nothing to do with it.

 

[RoseRed]

There's a college professor I used to see when I worked at the liquor store..
He's educated, eloquent and can talk about ANYTHING!!

He also is very hairy, has aweful looking feet(in flip flops), severe bad breath and just basic bad hygiene..

Rednecks got nothing to do with it.

I know, I figured I'd see some sort of yuppie driving.

 

[fttrsbeerwench]

Yuppies! I haven't heard that since the 80's... :bighair:

 

[Lugnut]

I"ll snuggle you...



From behind on your bike....


My neighbor rolled out on his Harley with two buddies this morning. My Dad looked up and said, " I'm so glad Beerwench grew out of that whole bike riding, leather wearing, bad boy phase."


:

Now you're moving up to "bike riding, synthetic armor wearing, naughty but semi-nice guys?"

 

[unixpirate]

You do NOT want to eff with me..I"m buff, I"m cranky, and I need a beer.

You don't know me!