People

[nhboy]

"Corporations aren't people. People are people." (B. H. Obama)

 

[Pete]

"Michelle! Can you bring me a roll of TP? The roll is empty!" (B.H. Obama)

 

[Pete]

BEEEP "hey Putin it's Obama, give me a call when you get in, I want to talk about how I might use your strategies to stay in office, thanks, bye!" (B.H. Obama)

 

[Pete]

"Crunchy! Really! How many times do I have to tell you morons I HATE Crunchy peanut butter! I am the freaking President of the United States of America for piss sakes! For the last time CREAMY ONLY!" (B.H. Obama)

 

[Pete]

"The bus was built where? Canada? Oh ####." (B.H.Obama)

 

[Pete]

This is fun

 

[Pete]

"Joe, go tell Michelle the trip to France is cancelled because of budget pressures. Have one of your aides let me know when she calms down so I can go up to the residence." (B.H. Obama)

 

[vraiblonde]

That is a very astute observation on Barry's part, that people are people. Next week we'll work on US geography, i.e, there are "fifty nifty" and Hawaii is not part of Asia.

 

[Pete]

"Seriously? Skim milk?" (B.H. Obama)

 

[Pete]

"Get Bill Mahr on the phone, I have an idea to run by him." (B.H. Obama)

 

[vraiblonde]

 

[vraiblonde]

Pete, doesn't it piss you off that you're 10x funnier than Tosh, yet he has his own show and you don't?

 

[Pete]

"David, Barack here. Do you think those bastards over at the Supreme Court would be cool with me creating a Prime Minister position as a back up plan in case this election thing goes wrong? (B.H. Obama)

 

[Pete]

Pete, doesn't it piss you off that you're 10x funnier than Tosh, yet he has his own show and you don't?

Every ####ing day.

 

[Pete]

"I have a great idea for a campaign ad. Can we get Hootie form Hootie in the blowfish to dress up like a cowboy and sing a song while Joe swings on this enormous swing set next to a river of molten gold, the grass is actually $100 bills that sprout directly from the ground and millionaires have to rake leaves which are in fact checks for the poor to come pick up!.......You don't think it will work...Burger King?....damn." (B.H. Obama)

 

[Pete]

"Screw a bunch of Green, crank up the jet. I need some macadamia's" (B. H. Obama)

 

[libertytyranny]

Every ####ing day.

I would watch you

 

[Pete]

What exactly is this "Supreme Court" and why do they get to tell me no? Who do they think they are?" (B.H. Obama)

 

[Pete]

"If I bought a gun or two and went to church more often to gain some favor do you think the press would whip me over that "Cling to guns and religion" comment a while back?" (B.H.Obama)

 

[Pete]

"Trayvon who?" (B.H. Obama)