1. I warned him about adding too much Old Crow to the egg nog!
2. He won't criticize my taste in Christmas decorations again!
3. Two years ago it was icicle lights. Last year it was lawn reindeer. The new trend in decorating this year--live revelers hanging from the roof! Check out the house in Breton Bay that has an entire roofline of live elves, singing the Chipmunk Christmas song.
4. This is what happens to cheap husband who get their wives nothing for Christmas but a gift certificate for McDonald's Supersize Fries!